Michaels: October 2009

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Mienfoking Halloween !

ORIGINS OF THE JACKOLANTERN from Wikipedia
An old Irish folk tale tells of Stingy Jack, a lazy yet shrewd farmer who uses a cross to trap the Devil. One story says that Jack tricked the Devil into climbing an apple tree, and once he was up there Jack quickly placed crosses around the trunk or carved a cross into the bark, so that the Devil couldn't get down. Another myth says that Jack put a key in the Devil's pocket while he was suspended upside-down.

Another version of the myth says that Jack was getting chased by some villagers from whom he had stolen, when he met the Devil, who claimed it was time for him to die. However, the thief stalled his death by tempting the Devil with a chance to bedevil the church-going villagers chasing him. Jack told the Devil to turn into a coin with which he would pay for the stolen goods (the Devil could take on any shape he wanted); later, when the coin/Devil disappeared, the Christian villagers would fight over who had stolen it. The Devil agreed to this plan. He turned himself into a silver coin and jumped into Jack's wallet, only to find himself next to a cross Jack had also picked up in the village. Jack had closed the wallet tight, and the cross stripped the Devil of his powers; and so he was trapped. In both myths, Jack only lets the Devil go when he agrees never to take his soul. After a while the thief died, as all living things do. Of course, his life had been too sinful for Jack to go to heaven; however, the Devil had promised not to take his soul, and so he was barred from hell as well. Jack now had nowhere to go. He asked how he would see where to go, as he had no light, and the Devil mockingly tossed him an ember that would never burn out from the flames of hell. Jack carved out one of his turnips (which was his favourite food), put the ember inside it, and began endlessly wandering the Earth for a resting place. He became known as "Jack of the Lantern", or Jack-o'-Lantern.

TRICK - HUMILIATINGLY CUTE DOG COSTUMES !

AND TREAT - HEIDI KLUM NAKED & COVERED IN CHOCOLATE !

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Friday, October 30, 2009

Bad Idea Hall of of Fame - Permenent Marker Masks ?

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Slutty Halloween Costumes for your Teenage Daughters ?

"But Mommy why can't I wear it? Grandma dressed you like a slut when you were a little girl right" ?

from the GOTHAMIST
It's common for boring female grownups to dress up as slutty nurses/schoolgirls/nuns or whatever on Halloween, but now pre-teens are mimicking their airhead elders, and there's a whole range of sexually provocative costumes on sale for pre-pubescent girls. The retail chain Party City is well-stocked with everything to make this Halloween a happy one for pedophiles, from a pirate costume for 8-year-olds dubbed the "High Seas Hottie" to a "Devil Grrrl" costume that comes with a red miniskirt, fishnets, a tiny pitchfork, and the sales pitch: "This grrrl devil likes to get things heating up!" It gets creepier.

The store's lace Goldilocks costume has packaging assuring young customers that the attire is "all grown up, and you can have your porridge and more." A Post reporter who started asking questions about the costumes was "booted" from a Party City outlet on East Fourth Street, but one outraged mom tells the tabloid, "If girls get used to dressing like this, they might want to become a whore after Halloween."

Naturally, there are plenty more online, where the website Buy Costumes sells disturbing looks for kids such as Heidi and the Pink Maid, which promises that "cleaning house has never been so fun!" Ugh, it's only a matter of time before we start seeing "Slutty Diaper" costumes out there, isn't it?

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Mini Kitchen

Innocent Expressions (Cute)

Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Sons

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Fabulous Cz Jewelry

Have you ever read the magazines after a big Hollywood event like the Oscars or the Golden Globes? If you have, then you know all about the best dressed and worst dressed lists. While these lists are primarily about the gown choices of the stars, I can’t help but notice how they accessorize their outfits. Sometimes even the stars with the most outrageous and absurd gowns will still have the most amazing jewelry. Almost every female celebrity at any red carpet will have amazing jewelry. Often times they are able to borrow expensive gems from famous jewelry designers and dealers. While you and I have no chance of being able to do that, we still can look amazing ourselves with the little help of cubic zirconia jewelry. Honestly, there is little difference between a diamond tennis br

acelet and a cz jewelry bracelet in looks and effect. Of course there is one major difference in that the diamond tennis bracelet costs up to three or four times more than the cubic zirconia one.

I have written about it several times before, but I can’t help but reiterate that diamonds are nothing more than a false symbol of wealth and class. However, since diamonds are controlled by one sole company, the diamond industry becomes an artificial market where the price is inflated to make it appear as though diamonds are rare. In actuality diamonds are not rare. If you want to look amazing in stunning jewelry, then you should definitely choose to wear cz jewelry instead of diamonds. Cubic zirconia comes in many different colors, cuts, and styles. The best thing about cubic zirconia jewelry is that you can get identical looks to that of the celebrities without paying anything close to the same price. You can buy a full accessory set from bracelet to necklace to earrings! Is there really any other option when you fully weigh the pros and cons? I

have several sets of cubic zirconia jewelry that I use for formal occasions. I have a lovely canary yellow set that looks simply gorgeous with the proper dress. Then I have a turquoise set and a standard clear cubic zirconia set that is my fall back for any gown.

From cz rings to cz bracelets and earrings, you can either buy a set or individual pieces. Individual pieces can be unique and interesting while the sets can be your standard back up for formal occasions. Just remember when you are looking at the celebs that you can have jewelry that looks equally stunning. Have fun choosing sets and individual pieces. Mix, match, and have a ball while you are preparing for your next ball!