Thursday, April 30, 2009

JULIA ROBERTS gets F*ing real with TOM HANKS





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Copy the Jewelry Style of your Favorite Twilight Character

After the first Twilight movie phenomenon and with another one on the way, we just can't get enough of what our favorite characters are wearing both on and off screen. From their signature rings and bracelets to pieces inspired by the scene-stealing actors, Twilight style is taking the world by storm.

One of the most memorable pieces in the film is the turquoise watch bracelet worn by our favorite character, Bella. This piece is both delicately romantic and uniquely intriguing. To get the look, try a sterling silver cuff bracelet with large turquoise stone as the focal point. For a light look, wear with floral blouses to give off a bohemian chic vibe. Another Bella favorite is the ring with dome shaped stone, which is a gift from her mother in the movie. This fun accessory takes on a youthful twist, as the 'evil eye' ring.
Jewelry style
Rosalie also conquers vampire jewelry style on screen with a great pair of eye catching sterling silver hoop earrings adorned with discs. They are feminine but not too over the top for her character. As the movie is tied to family heritage, you’ll also remember the Cullen family crest necklace, which is a jewelry staple. To try a modern take on this movie must-have, consider a charm bracelet that you can adorn with trinkets related to your favorite character or the movie in general.

Off screen, the Twilight cast has been plastered all over the press rocking a laid back vibe in their wardrobe and jewelry choices. For Kristen Stewart, this means chunky metal and leather bracelets and chain necklaces for casual wear. Her jewelry choices for the red carpet are minimal and simple necklaces, which allow her true beauty to shine through. It's obvious we're going to be seeing a lot more of Kristen and the rest of the Twilight crew and we can't wait to see how their style continues to evolve.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

SIMONA HALEP - ROMANIAN TENNIS WONDER


Current Junior French Open Champion





SIMONA HALEP WORKINGIT OUT






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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Four Jewelry Style Ideas On Mother's Day

Mother's Day is coming, why not get mom something classy and fabulous, like some great jewelry? Here are a couple suggestions for some great finds to suit any mom's style:

Mother's Day Jewelry Style 1
Trendy mom – If your mother is one who likes to get noticed, then opt for buying her fun costume jewelry that will make a statement. This is the year and the season of oversize eye-catching pieces, so finding the perfect gift should be a breeze. Look for pieces that you think she would wear. Is she more of a necklace fan? If so, get her a great chunky beaded necklace in a bright citrus color like lime green or tangerine. Or does she pile on loads of bracelets everyday? If that's the case, aim for a signature bangle bracelet with a fun pattern.

Mother's Day Jewelry Style 2
Classic mom – For the timeless mom, there are some great updates on classic jewelry favorites. If she adores pearls, then opt for a multi-strand choker in silver or pink pearls. If she wears a lot of pendants, then pick out a locket and have it engraved with a special message. Or, if she's a bracelet fanatic, opt for a beautiful charm bracelet adorned with meaningful trinkets. Personal touches always tend to score a lot of points with mom.

Mother's Day Jewelry Style 3
Sporty mom – If your mom is always on the go and enjoys being active, then you might consider getting her a piece of jewelry that she can wear all the time. A pendant necklace with a fun playful charm like a butterfly, a soccer ball or a starfish is something that is versatile enough for her to throw on with any outfit.

Mother's Day Jewelry Style 4
Laid back mom – Chalk it up to the boho chic phenomenon which has taken over Hollywood, but we've seen our fair share of casually chic moms. This mother's day, show her that you know her style by selecting jewelry to compliment her look. Try a couple of different long beaded necklaces so she can mix and match. Or, choose a large pair of sterling silver cutout earrings.

DIORA BAIRD - FHM Magazine - May 2009






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Monday, April 27, 2009

Jen's Jewels: A look at Jennifer Aniston's Signature Style

One of the most followed stars on the planet, Jennifer Aniston has graced the covers of numerous magazines and is responsible for some of the hottest trends on the list of must haves. Jen's signature style may look effortless, but her look is always pulled together and completed with classic pieces of jewelry. Here, we take a look at some of her accessory staples.

A simple shape – Jen's the girl next door, only richer, more famous and gorgeous. But that doesn't mean that her look is unattainable. Jen opts for American classics and chooses simple pendant necklaces like crosses and discs. Though a matching necklace and earring set accented with round discs may look simple, it's versatile enough to go with any outfit in your closet. Aniston pulled off the look with a simple white tank top, and added a touch of glam with the shiny and smooth necklace.

Not basic black – Jen can pull off a LBD like no one else, but she always manages to kick it up a notch, adding jewelry that is as easy-going as her cool California style. She glammed it up with a bejeweled cross pendant to accent a plunging v neck dress. And she started a fashion phenomenon when she piled on thin gold bangles and a good luck necklace in a simple organic shape. Jen prefers pieces that are dainty, feminine and understated, but it seems her jewelry always makes a style statement regardless.

Silver screen – Even in the movies, Jen's signature fashion and jewelry sense doesn't go unnoticed. In the recent movie He's Just Not That Into You she stole the scene in a simple yet stunning wishbone shaped pendant. The jewelry that she wears not only compliments her personality, but it doesn't compete with her natural beauty.

It's obvious that Jen knows what works and is comfortable enough in her own skin, shying away from fast-lived trends in favor instead of the 'less is more' mentality.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

BEA ARTHUR - 1922-2009 - Funniest Woman Ever !



Bea Arthur - AP news story

Bea Arthur - My favorite comediene. She had the best delivery and comic timing ever. Anyone who aspires to learn comedy should study her work because she was the best I have ever heard at delivering a punch line. Perfectly served every time!

Her double takes were the perfect retort to many stupid questions



The topics that were covered on Maude were breakthrough for comedy television, when is the last time the lead character from a sitcom discussed the possibility of getting an abortion...and was still able to make it funny !

The opening title sequence and theme song are still awesome 30 years later

Here clips from two of my favorite episodes

MAUDE'S GUILT TRIP

Maude dreads the visit from old Aunt "Tinki"




Maude's Desperate Hour


Maude thinks that a workman that she insulted is coming to kill her





Bea Arthur's work on the Golden Girls as Dorthy was equally brilliant, but she will always be Maude to me...Right On Maude !

Ok and for the adventurous click here to see Bea Arthur naked !

Neatorama's 5 things you did not know about Bea Arthur


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Friday, April 24, 2009

Boobs - The Musical ?


Boob Music - Watch today’s top amazing videos here

Bonus - Woman Sends Stripper as Stand - in to Class Reunion !




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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Stanley Cup as a Love Interest ???

This is great time of year for hockey fans(Go FLYERS!). The NHL PLayoffs are in full gear. There are 16(well 15 now that St Louis is out)battling for the best trophy in all of sports - Lord Stanley's Cup ! The Stanley Cup however seems to have a life of it's own. The cup will tour to the home town of every player on the NHL champions team. The cup also has become a celebrity and an object of much affection!






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Saturday, April 18, 2009

INOCHI - What it Means to be Alive ?

It think the basic message here is that: For a robot to be truly considered alive it must lust after young Japanese girls- WTF ! & awesome at the same time




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OPRAH, ASHTON KUTCHER & TWITTER - Effectively End Civilization As We Know It


Golly it was only last week when I though Twitter was so cool, now it has been drug beneath the greasy wheels of the Hollywood dream machine Oprah and Ashton Kutcher the polar ends of the who gives aFuck universe have usurped the masses yet again !

Ashton Kutcher's 1,000,000 followers

Oprah Tweets !








This refreshingly poignant tweet from Shaquille O'neal has my vote for greatest tweet ever !

Way to take it to the hole Shaq


Oprah is a noob and must learn not to bring that weak shit in here !





Be afraid be very afraid !





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ALESSANDRIA AMBROSIO - Homen Magazine













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Friday, April 17, 2009

How to use a Female Condom ?

This is worth a view just for the handy latex vagina prop !...now where can I get one of those gems



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Thursday, April 16, 2009

CyberBully Suspect is Master of Disguise !!!

There are stories and then there are Mienfoking Stories.

This basically an investigative reporter following up on a cyber bully story


Here is the RAW footage which is way more awesome, but you should watch the TV aired clip just to verify that this lady is for real !



When he asks her to "take off that bunny head please", then she replies "... you take offf your mask" I shed a tear ! Man ! its good to be alive!!

Then just when I thought it couldn't get any better she tries to handcuff the reporter while giving out her phone number and web address.

If this was a publicity stunt It was a great one !

This is the kind of thing I need at least a couple times a week. Its like anti-Pessimism Porn

The TV air Clip




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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Domino's Delivers - Boogers in your food ?


This is tne main reason why I do not eat at fast food franchises. I stick mainly to dinners and never order out as Joe Pesci said in Leathal Weapon 2 " They always fuck you in the drive through" - I am also concerned that any unsupervised food worker has the ability to fuck you as well
Dirty Domino's

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

MIENFOKS - Two Years Old Today ! ! !


Hello, Mienfokers ! Today is the 2nd anniversary of MIENFOKS. It was a cold day in late March 2007, when out of shear boredom and curiosity that I crawled out of bed and started blogging.



How much I have learned about linking and embedding and copyright infringement ! What a long strange trip it has been (gratuitous song reference)





I thank every one: friends, family, Facebookers, Twitterers and people who randomly search google, who have visited MIENFOKS and a special shout out to those brave few who have actually clicked on the sponsor ads !



and especially - the real heart of the Mienfoks, the people who had their picture taken with a MIENFOKS t-shirt !!!






What can I say it has been a blast. Waking up every day a 5AM and data mining the popular news sites and Youtubes to bring you the latest in comedy and mockery, the pleasure has been all mine...




...and to those other more corporate bloggers who's content I have continually harvested as my very own I thank you !



This two year experiment in the blog-o-sphere has been nothing if not a huge outlet of my ego driven desires to manipulate the hearts and minds of the viewing public by distracting you from concentrating your energies on things that actually matter.



Some say it was for the money... and to be honest with you the ad revenue is up about 100% over last year, but 200% of nothing is still nothing(as well as mathematically impossible !)





Thank for reading, watching and in some extreme cases touching the screen of MIENFOKS

I wish you all well as this experiment has come to an end and I am quite burnt !

Peace and prosperity

NILES LESH

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A P R I L F O O L S - M I E N F O K E R S ! ! !


We will be back soon !



Just taking a little vaction break !



Mienfoks is retooling for a more spectacular more original more hilarious format !



Until then(April 15th ???)Please enjoy the archive section where you will find thousands of old and wonderful links a veritable tour de force of the last two years in POP culture featuring hotties, hommies and hootenannies !

...and do not forget to check out the Mienfoking News Channel below !



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