Bloo Bloo Bloo!

Shit the kids I coach won't shut up about while we stretch:
"I can see your underwear!"
"This hurts!"
"I don't wanna swim tonight!"
"I have to go to the bathroom!"
/several of them in unison
"CHEESE TOUCH, CHEESE TOUCH! Whofweck, you have the cheese touch now!"
"We're. Not. Doing it! We're. Not. Doing it!"
"Mister Whofweck? Mister Whofweck? Mister Whofweck? Mister Whofweck?"
/one kid crying (literally)
"Bloo bloo bloo! Bloo bloo bloo! Bloo hoo bloo!"

My face when I am overwhelmed:


Your face when those all sound sexual.

Domino's Delivers - Boogers in your food ?

This is tne main reason why I do not eat at fast food franchises. I stick mainly to dinners and never order out as Joe Pesci said in Leathal Weapon 2 " They always fuck you in the drive through" - I am also concerned that any unsupervised food worker has the ability to fuck you as well
Dirty Domino's