THE VIDEO PROVIDED IS THE SHOWING OF BRIAN'S OPENING DAY OF HIS KAWS MUSEUM EXHIBITION. LOOKING AT THE VIDEO I'M WISHING THAT I WAS ONE OF THOSE LITTLE DUDES THAT ARE JUST PONDERING AROUND THE MUSEUM NOT KNOWING WHAT THY'RE IN FRONT "OF". THE VIDEO SHOWS ALMOST EVERY PIECE OF ART THAT KAWS HAS CREATED. THIS IS SOME GOOD STUFF AND THE MUSIC IS PERFECT WITH THE ANGLES THAT ARE COMING FROM CORNERS SHOWCASING ART PIECES FROM KAWS. I ADVISE YOU TO PLAY THIS VIDEO ONCE OR TWICE, THIS IS NASTY MAN. IT'S CRAZY WHEN I THINK ABOUT HOW HE GOT STARTED PUTTING HIS ART AROUND NEW YORK AND BECAME ONE OF THE BIGGEST ARTIST IN OUR GENERATION. GRINDING IS A MUST IF YOU WANT TO BE SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD. YOU MUST GRIND AND KAWS REMINDS ME OF THAT.
Friday, July 2, 2010
Mom, They're Pointing At My Pubis!
In my life, there have only been a few times when I've been sufficiently impressed by an incident involving strangers that I've come home ecstatically declarin': That shit just made my fucking day!
1) Everyday gridlock
2) Random lady tried slapping the cashier at Duane Reade, missed, knocked over the tray of chapsticks into a path of another old man who slipped and fell down.
3) Everyday bullying
Now it is I who has the pleasure of knowing I was the object of a repressed pointing finger and hyena call from a young woman who watched me walk directly into the corner of a wheelchair access ramp-railing engineered incidentally to be the exact height of Poop Snack's pubis. Yes, that's right, that critical part of the pelvis finally made me pay for all these years of neglect. One minute I'm enjoying the smell of freedom and sunshine, glancing over to see what appears to be a female, routine, and then BAM!
World: 6,008, Poop Snacks: 5,991
If you have never had your pubis directly impacted by a hard metallic object, [ugh, too many terrible joke choices...], then you wouldn't know how strange it is to keel over grabbing your crotch and not feeling any pain in the testicles. It's like having a ghost arm, or being a decapitated chicken. The casual onlooker sees a man belatedly protecting his hanging fruit, but in reality, it's the branch that's been cracked. The only solace I have is that somebody saw this, watched the whole hilarious shabangabang, and probably went home glowing orgasmically, or so I assume, as she relived my pubis-folly endlessly in her head while tantalizing her own.
1) Everyday gridlock
2) Random lady tried slapping the cashier at Duane Reade, missed, knocked over the tray of chapsticks into a path of another old man who slipped and fell down.
3) Everyday bullying
Now it is I who has the pleasure of knowing I was the object of a repressed pointing finger and hyena call from a young woman who watched me walk directly into the corner of a wheelchair access ramp-railing engineered incidentally to be the exact height of Poop Snack's pubis. Yes, that's right, that critical part of the pelvis finally made me pay for all these years of neglect. One minute I'm enjoying the smell of freedom and sunshine, glancing over to see what appears to be a female, routine, and then BAM!
World: 6,008, Poop Snacks: 5,991
If you have never had your pubis directly impacted by a hard metallic object, [ugh, too many terrible joke choices...], then you wouldn't know how strange it is to keel over grabbing your crotch and not feeling any pain in the testicles. It's like having a ghost arm, or being a decapitated chicken. The casual onlooker sees a man belatedly protecting his hanging fruit, but in reality, it's the branch that's been cracked. The only solace I have is that somebody saw this, watched the whole hilarious shabangabang, and probably went home glowing orgasmically, or so I assume, as she relived my pubis-folly endlessly in her head while tantalizing her own.
"ED BANGER" 6 VIDEOS. COOL CATS VARSITY
SO-ME IN THE "COOL CATS" VARSITY JACKET
IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LEAVE YOU OUT OF THE "ED BANGER 7" VIDEOS, SORRY YOU WERE WRONG. I FEEL THESE VIDEO'S ARE A MUST SEE. EVEN THOUGH THE SAGA OF "ED BANGER 7" ENDED THREE DAYS AGO I STILL WANT THE ONES THAT WEREN'T ABLE TO GET A GLANCE AT THE VIDEOS LET THERE EYES DIE OF TEARS ON THE SCREEN CAUSE THE "ED BANGER" CELEBRATION COMING TO NEW YORK WAS WILD. ED BANGER ALSO HAS A BRAND TITLED AS COOL CATS THAT JUMPS SKY HIGH AND THAT IS VERY LIMITED. CHECK IT OUT, THESES ARE THE BEST DJS IN FRANCE. PAY ATTENTION. IT'S A GOOD THING TO SEE WHO SHUTS DOWN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD WITH MUSIC TO GET A VIEW AT THE FIRST VIDEO SCROOL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOG, THIS IS DOPE. ENJOY
AS YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE TEAM SHUT IT DOWN. I WAS PONDERING IF I SHOULD PUT ALL THESE VIDEOS ALL IN ONE POST BUT I HAD TO MAKE YOU GET A VIEW OF THEM ALL TOGETHER AT ONCE. LA JOLIE FILLIE, DJ MEHDI, BREAKBOT, SEBASTIAN, SO-ME, BUSY P, FEADS, JUSTICE WHO PEOPLE WERE GOING CRAZY OVER, BUSY P, UFFIE AND A-TRAK WHO WAS A GUEST SHUT DOWN THE SHOWS. BIG UPS TO "ED BANGER" FOR KEEPING THE WORLD ALIVE. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHATS GOING TO GO DOWN NEXT YEAR FOR THE 8TH YEAR CELEBRATION FOR "ED BANGER".HOPE YOU ENJOYED HOMIES
Thursday, July 1, 2010
TUUUUUBE NIGHT!
Oh my sweet lord, Tube Night. The bane of my unholy existence.
Chaos, thy name is Tube Night, etc.
Hey, guys! Great idea here. Set a perimeter 'cause I'm fixing to blow your minds. So, our jobs are to prevent accidents, drownings, death, suffering, and all around maintain order, non? What if...stay with me, Butch, you'll love this...what if we create an atmosphere that totally contradicts our entire mission? I know, I know, devilish details and junk. Basically, and I mean really basic...looking at you, Butch...we allow flotation devices in the pool. Nope, not just lifejackets and arm balloons. Big picture here, gang. I'm talking huge freaking whales full of hot breath. I'm talking small rafts; hell, BIG rafts. An inflatable raft modeled after the Knock Nevis, whatever. You know those noodle guys the kids can't get enough of? Come on in. I want this place to look like a gargantuan bowl of roast pork lo mein, get me?
Noodles. In. The. Wet.
Now, call me crazy, but - Butch, no, it's a rhetorical question. What is this, baby's first brainstorm? Stay focused, here - Call me crazy, but - rhetorical means you're fired, get out of my sight - ahem, call me crazy, but imagine the theoretical havoc we can potentially wreak. 9/11 was small-time. Do you see what I see? We won't ever need to refill the pool. Every Thursday it will be refreshed with tears. I can't be the only one who loves this. Sandy, nice! Brett? Don't worry, you'll come around.
The parents? Ha-ha, seriously.
...
Seriously? Boy, you guys are slower than I thought. They won't care. We'll play baseball over the loudspeaker for the fathers, serve mimosas for the mothers. No; box-wine, you're so right, Sandy. I love this girl!
Okay, team, "Suicide" on three.
One.
Two...
/gunshots
Chaos, thy name is Tube Night, etc.
Hey, guys! Great idea here. Set a perimeter 'cause I'm fixing to blow your minds. So, our jobs are to prevent accidents, drownings, death, suffering, and all around maintain order, non? What if...stay with me, Butch, you'll love this...what if we create an atmosphere that totally contradicts our entire mission? I know, I know, devilish details and junk. Basically, and I mean really basic...looking at you, Butch...we allow flotation devices in the pool. Nope, not just lifejackets and arm balloons. Big picture here, gang. I'm talking huge freaking whales full of hot breath. I'm talking small rafts; hell, BIG rafts. An inflatable raft modeled after the Knock Nevis, whatever. You know those noodle guys the kids can't get enough of? Come on in. I want this place to look like a gargantuan bowl of roast pork lo mein, get me?
Noodles. In. The. Wet.
Now, call me crazy, but - Butch, no, it's a rhetorical question. What is this, baby's first brainstorm? Stay focused, here - Call me crazy, but - rhetorical means you're fired, get out of my sight - ahem, call me crazy, but imagine the theoretical havoc we can potentially wreak. 9/11 was small-time. Do you see what I see? We won't ever need to refill the pool. Every Thursday it will be refreshed with tears. I can't be the only one who loves this. Sandy, nice! Brett? Don't worry, you'll come around.
The parents? Ha-ha, seriously.
...
Seriously? Boy, you guys are slower than I thought. They won't care. We'll play baseball over the loudspeaker for the fathers, serve mimosas for the mothers. No; box-wine, you're so right, Sandy. I love this girl!
Okay, team, "Suicide" on three.
One.
Two...
/gunshots
"COMIC NIKE 6.0 GLADIATOR" CONTINUED
I'M BACK ON IT. AWHILE AGO TOWARDS NOVEMBER I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF DESIGNING ONE OF MY BLANK TOYS I RECEIVED AS A DOPE GIFT. I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING TESTED ON SOME "I WONDER IF THIS DUDE IS REAL ON BEING CREATIVE ". AS YOU CAN SEE I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD. IN MY BOOKS IT'S A RULE IF YOU SAY YOU DO SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOUR WORK. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH WORDS AND CREATING HYPE THESE DAYS. I REFUSE TO BE ONE OF THOSE LAME DUDDERS WHO CREATES HYPE SAYING THEY'RE THIS AND THAT WITHOUT SHOWCASING WORK. THOSE ARE THE DESTROYERS OF THE GAME, MY OPINION.
"GOTHAM FINGERS" ARMS
IN THE MIST OF SCHOOL, ORANGE LINE, M.C.R. , AND THE JEAN"CREATION" THAT IS STILL IN THE PROCESS I JUST LOST THE THOUGHTS OF THIS PROJECT. MY IDEA OF USING COMIC BOOKS HAS A BACKGROUND. DURING SCHOOL COMICS HELPED ME GET THROUGH HOUR LONG BUS WAITS FOR THE "94" TO GET TO SCHOOL. EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THIS PROJECT I CAN SMELL ME SITTING ON THE BENCH NEXT TO BORDERS IN CHESNUT HILL.TIME WOULD FLY BY THANKS TO THE COMICS SO I AM PROUD TO HAVE COMICS PLAY A BIG PART IN THIS PROJECT. THE SHAME IN ALL OF THOSE MEMORIES IS THAT BORDERS IN CHESTNUT HILL WAS SHUT DOWN A FEW MONTHS AGO. THE NEXT SEMESTER COMING UP I WILL HAVE TO PURCHASE COMICS FROM ANOTHER LOCATION IN THE LOST OF BORDERS BEING SHUT DOWN.
"SHINNING" HEART
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE TOY. THROUGH PROJECTS I COME UP WITH ALOT OF RANDOM NAMES, THIS ONE IS THE "NIKE 6.0 GLADIATOR". LAST SUMMER KIDS WERE GOING CRAZY ABOUT THIS IN A NIKE SKATEBOARDING COMPETITION WHILE I WAS AT HOME HOPING TO HAVE ONE EVEN THOUGH I DONT' SKATE BOARD AT ALL. WELL, I ONLY SKATEBOARD STRAIGHT, NO TRICKS OR FLIPS EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN.
"IRON MAN" FEET & BACK
"IRON MAN" BACK
I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A CHICK BRING THIS "GLADIATOR" FROM NEW YORK TO ME. I APPRECIATE THIS SO IT'S TIME TO GET BACK INTO GEARS TO CREATING MY OWN PLATE. COMICS ARE THE MAIN USE WHEN IT COMES TO THIS PROJECT BUT ANY OTHER FORM OF ART THAT CROSS MY MIND AND THAT IS A GOOD USE WILL BE PUT TO WORKS. I WILL KEEP YOU UP TO DATE, THIS IS GOING TO BE DOPE.
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