-Huh...this place is a lot smaller than I remember. Just a first impression I guess. Or cause I'm not serving people in it.
/coughs, chokes, gets some water
-Well, as Americans we often feel we need more than we...um, need. Space, that is. I prefer a humble...abode. I mean, we're a lot like gas, heh heh...we expand the limits of our containers./everyone takes a sip
-Can I ask you something?
-Yes
-I remember a lot more pictures of your family on the mantle over there.
/lung collapses
-Ahh. "Vacationing"
-Yes.
-You know I worked in the Hamptons, not far from you.