Michaels: February 2011

Monday, February 28, 2011

Windows Phone Appearance a HTC HD 7

A Windows phone is made to contain all the essential applications. These applications are made to fill all the needs of customers or mobile software requirements. Most of the handsets are made to support only the latest application software, but with the Windows Phone HTC HD 7, you have to collect all new feature applications in your mobile phone. Nowadays, the demand for the Internet has increased all over the world. People today want cellphones where they can easily access all the features of their computer PC on their mobile phones. Some new application software has been made capable of running a file on either a computer or your mobile phone.

With the new development of Windows Phone 7, you got lots of newly released features on your mobile phone. As the demand for high quality cameras in mobile phones grows worldwide, the Windows Phone 7 now offers consumers a 5 megapixel mobile camera with flash. The option of flash allows one to capture photos at night as well as during the day. You can take amazing photos with your mobile phone using this feature. You have a camera in your phone with clarity similar to that of digital cameras.

Speaking of clarity, the phone’s built-in headphone jack 2.5 provides much louder and clearer sound than other phones. The jack allows you to enjoy music in Digital Dolby Surround Sound. Thus, using the Windows Phone gives you a better mobile experience. The Windows Phone HTC HD 7 handset gives you a social networking experience; you can use your phone with some social networking integration, including Facebook or Twitter type application you connect all time. The HTC HD7 has an excellent arrangement with O2, giving users an excellent price. Some mobile shops even provide special offers such as free calling or free, unlimited internet access for one month.

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I Am Mr. Big

The funniest thing that ever came out of you...was me.

School District of Ridiculousness

So, back in November I got a "job offer" from Ridiculous School District.

Two days later I got an e-mail from the Principal informing me that their HR department filled the position and I was out of a job. /Sorry

Today, I got home to this e-mail from their HR department in response to my sending them some general information back in August. It basically asks me to send them the same things I brought them for my interview in November.

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Good Afternoon:

I have received your application for employment with the School District of Ridiculousness for Teacher of FUNFUN. We are always looking for talented professionals. We hope that you will understand our commitment to selecting the best qualified applicants and the time required for such a thorough process. Can you let me know what your certification status is for the content areas listed above?

The School District’s current hiring practices are in compliance with the requirements of both No Child Left Behind legislation and state law. The School District requires documentation to verify that you possess a valid certificate. In order to secure a position as an appointed teacher with our district, you must be able to provide documentation supporting that you are certified or are in the process of becoming certified. Please scan/email me a copy of either of the documents below in your response to me.

The following documents are acceptable as proof of certification :

1. A copy of your Instructional I or Intern certificate

2. A printout from the Dept. of Education web site (Certification Status) that verifies that you have a Instructional I/II or Intern certificate. (Certification status must be listed as Approved or Assigned on Hand).

If you do not meet either of these requirements, please e-mail me your status regarding Certification.

Additionally, know that we will be happy to assist you with any questions or concerns that you might have.

Best Regards,

Insane Lady

HR Business Partner Office of Really Slow Teacher Finding
School District of Ridiculousness

"Tell me and I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'll understand". - Native American Saying

I Replied with anger:

Hello Lady,

I am replying to your inquiry into my certification. I currently hold an Instructional I FUNFUN certificate and a SILLINESS program specialist. I am currently working as a long-term substitute until the end of May 2011. I would also like to let you know that I already interviewed with Dr. Old Man at Crazy School in November. While he originally made an employment offer, he informed me via e-mail two days later that Human Resources filled the position he offered me. Both Old Man and Human Resources should have all of my information as I was under the impression that he was sending my paperwork to HR. Please let me know if you have any more questions or need any other paperwork.

Respectfully,

Jaybro

Respectfully?

or disrespectfully???

(we all know which one)

Also- Maybe if I involved them, they'd understand?

Sunday, February 27, 2011

I've Killed Myself So Many Times

I don't even exist anymore.

AND YET I CANNOT FORGET IT.
ANY OF IT.

edit:

BECAUSE THEY JUST KEPT COMING.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Forget Science Fiction:

I'M BUSY.

Awww yeaaa, that's it Ching-Li...
Get under the fungus.
Yesss.

I SAID I'M BUSY GET OUT OF HERE!

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The revolutionary new addition to THQ’s distinguished WWE videogame portfolio and debut release from the company’s San Diego-based studio, WWE® All Stars™ will bridge generations of WWE enthusiasts and casual followers alike with a fun, fresh and fast-paced experience inside the virtual ring. As you will see from the screenshots, this one is definitely more for the arcade fans, but with what looks to be a simplified control scheme may appeal to more casual gamers and it seems that the companies are loving that lately. It could make sense though, SVR for hardcore gamers and WWE All Stars for the casual side, guess we will see.

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World Cup 2011 Randomz - Part 3

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Friday, February 25, 2011

Worst. McDonalds. Ever

McDonalds Restaurant, San Diego Airport, San Diego, California.

At least four errors committed by the serving staff in the three minutes I was standing there waiting for my delicious, nutritious Double Cheeseburger and 6-Piece McNuggets for the bargain bottom price of $7.92. Airport pricing is bullshit.

These errors included:

- Mistaking an "apple juice" order for an "apple pie." (Though why the woman who ordered didn't just point to the apple juice is a wonder to me. Wasn't she curious as to why her apple juice was taking so long? Did she think they were fresh-squeezing it?)

- Mistaking a "double cheeseburger" ordered for "two McDoubles." (2... = 2.... except when it equals 4? THERE'S TOO MANY PATTIES!)

- Reading the order # "35" as "Three-Oh-Five." Loudly. Over and over again. Louder and louder. Shouting into the airport concourse. And then getting huffy when a gentleman walks over, from right next to the counter, to claim order number "thirty-five." (Though, again, why he didn't jump in sooner to inquire instead of letting them yell into the ether is beyond me.)

Show Me Your Moves!

Big night tonight big night alright gotta get ready gotta focus an---
Hey there whoah there who you think you are huh pussy-face?
You know what I got planned I got a long night banging ladies;
Throwing bills around like a sultan so you better get out of my way mister---
What did you say your name was again?
Listen bro you better stop copying me like I says I got a lot of trim;
Tons of trim and I've got no time for little prim posies to slaughter.
So get on out of here shoo fly don't piss me off or else---
What? What did you say to me quit dancing around and I'll show you.
Let's dance okay you like to dance I can dance shit I need the practice;
For tonight you know oh yea you know take this!

I'm Salty as Hell

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The demo of Smackdown vs. Raw 2011 shows off a new dynamic physics engine that will allow for objects within the game to react much as they would in real life. THQ’s focus in the E3 demo was the TLC match (tables, ladders and chairs) which shows off how tables will splinter differently each and every time depending on how you drive your opponents through. What this means is that (in essence) you’ll never see the same animation twice and unlike old SVR games the tables won’t simply split down the middle.

Source: http://www.cheatmasters.com/blog/2010/06/09/smackdown-vs-raw-2011-and-wwe-all-stars-announced/#ixzz1Exu2E4oS
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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Happy Purim?

"Take Courage! It Is I."

And the night whispered, "I'm coming for you."

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Are you ready?
You think you can tell us what to do
You think you can tell us what to wear
You think that you're better
Well you'd better get ready
Bow to the masters
Break it down!

DeGenerate into somethin fool
We just got tired of doing what you told us to do
That's the brakes boy
Yeaaah
That's the brakes little man
Break it down!

DeGeneration-X!!!
DeGeneration!!!

Think you can tell me what to do
You know who you're talking to?
Well you'd better get used to the way the ball bounces
I think what you got
It measures in ounces
Well that's the brakes boy
Yeaaah
That's the brakes little man
Break it down!

DeGeneration-X!!!
DeGeneration!!!

Think you're a big man?
I'll treat you like you're a little man

Yo tell me what it's like to be half a man
It must break your heart to see what I am, but
That's the breaks boy
Yeaaah
That's the breaks little man
Break it down!

DeGeneration-X!!!
DeGeneration!!!

Think you can tell me what to do
You know who you're talking to?

Just had to wanna be somebody else
Who can lean like a book on a shelf, but
You can read boy
Yeaaah
And you can read little man