Showing posts with label pheewrap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pheewrap. Show all posts

Monday, May 2, 2011

USA

In Washington, a man assembles his Cabinet for an intense evening of playoff hockey on VERSUS.

To kill some time between periods, they watch with token interest as a SEAL unit halfway across the world provides a decade's worth of closure to a great and angry nation hungry to find its way again in times of trouble:



Meanwhile, someone on a bucolic little street outside of Philadelphia designs another bad t-shirt over a bottle of craft beer and the smell of freshly cut grass:



Welcome to Earf.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Are You Not Entertained?



Hello, Centaurs. Let us face a few facts - as men, and as horses.


This once-great blog has been reduced to something akin to the Jundland Wastes.


Time, life, obligation, wandering interest - all foils to our noble endeavour.


To paraphrase the late, great, Jack Napier: "You've changed things."

Blazers do this as well.


What is to become of this barren landscape in its postlapsarian days?


Pheewrap knows.


I will tend to it, as a lazy gardener tends to a drying patch of forgotten glories.


Weeds will grow. Sharp edges will soften. The vibrant blooms and verdant greens of the halcyon days will not be quite so lush.


But there will be life.


Oh, yes. There will be life...

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Ethos

"Do you suffer from depression? Well, if you don’t, you probably should, because the world is an ugly, violent place - and the only people who can’t see it are idiots and the blind. And believe me, brothers and sisters, blind people can smell how bad it is out there..."



Friday, April 15, 2011

Phoodie Phriday

Excerpt from CNN.com

For the 46 days of Lent, J. Wilson is forgoing solid food and only drinking beer and water - just as Bavarian monks did hundreds of years ago. Wilson is a husband, father, newspaper editor and beer enthusiast. The 38-year-old is the proprietor of the beer blog brewvana, where the motto is, "An ideal condition of harmony, beer and joy." "That pretty much sums up our lifestyle," Wilson told CNN.

He is practicing a Lenten fast with Christians throughout the centuries who typically give something up from Ash Wednesday to Easter Sunday (April 24 this year) to remind them of the sacrifice they believe Jesus made on the cross for them. Typically, Christians give up something such as alcohol or sweets.

Wilson knows his sacrifice is bit extreme. He said his wife, Michelle, has been completely supportive. In his experiments as a home brewer in Iowa, he said Michelle "puts up with a yeast blow up on the ceiling." There are doctor's visits during the fast, and he did copious research before he began. He even bulked up beforehand, knowing he would lose weight. "I wasn't running into this half-cocked," he said. "I didn't wake up on Ash Wednesday and think, 'Wow this would be a great idea.'"

It helps that his boss at the Adams County Free Press is on board, because he keeps a keg at the office. Each morning, Wilson pours himself a 12-ounce Illuminator Doppelbock for breakfast. Then another at lunch, a 3:15 p.m. snack and finally a beer around 7:15 p.m., once he is home and settled in with the family. Each beer has about 288 calories and is about 6.7% alcohol he said.

The hunger stopped during the first week, he said, and he has no designs to break his fast. "No question, I'd have to get hit by a bus to stop." From here on out he said it would be, "just an exercise in discipline."

Suggested pairing: Baked Eggs

Monday, January 17, 2011

The Silver Lining


Physician Co-Pay:
$20

Estimated out-of-pocket costs (including deductible):
$950

A completely legal vial of Oxycodone, a magnum of serviceable Chianti, a few days of paid medical leave and some leftover pot roast:
PRICELESS!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Rubbing My Crotch on ERRYONE

Five great headlines for y'all!!

1.) My Liver as Seasoned Wok.
2.) Mangy Voices From the Afterlife...
3.) Air Bass Is Fucking SEXY!
4.) King's Quest IV; The Perils of Rosella.
5.) SONISPHERE 2011

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Centaur Spectacle: Heavy Machinery Edition

Enjoy these fruits from the recent weekend snow.

The Ford Explorer in this clip is most decidedly the unluckiest botter in a three-vehicle bum(per) chain.

Sunday, December 26, 2010


"So can you understand?
Why I want a daughter while I'm still young
I wanna hold her hand
And show her some beauty
Before this damage is done..."

Monday, December 20, 2010

Play It Again

11 Things That Make For Nasty Burps:

11.) IKEA Swedish Meatballs with Lingonberry Sauce
10.) Asiago Cheese
9.) Buffalo Wings
8.) Braised Lamb Shanks with Garlic, Bay and Clove
7.) Pagano's Mortadella Special (#2)
6.) Bourbon
5.) Pussy
4.) Bourbonpussy
3.) Arsenic
2.) Old Lace
1.) DFH 120

EVILIVE


Yeah... Now that's a little more like it.

Friday, December 10, 2010

The Accidental Purist

After a brief medical errand this morning, I thought I'd take the impromptu opportunity (read: day off) to drop by the eye doctor and pick up a pair of glasses that had recently come in. They were kind enough to see me at noon despite my lack of an appointment, but I did have to wait a bit upon arrival before I was fitted with the new specs.

Two elderly women sat in the corner of waiting room across from where I was seated. They spoke openly to each other, and I was present. From their mouths came the most glorious things.

One woman's husband died from melanoma in 1973. He had a very good specialist at Jefferson, but the treatment just wasn't as good as it is today, she said. She took up with her sister for the three decades afterwards, and they had some wonderful times together until she herself passed away a few years ago. The woman misses her so much, but she knows that she is in a good place. She died quickly, 10 days after being admitted to the hospital for what sounded to me like the onset of a natural death. Towards the end she lost her ability to speak, and when her sister would speak to her she would simply look towards the sky and point up. The priest recounted this tale at the funeral mass and still today, the surviving sister is grateful to him for that.

She had her son at a late age, and he weighed 8 pounds 8 ounces. Her friend marvelled at this accomplishment in light of the woman's tiny stature. "Well, he did take a while," said the proud mama.

The other woman's grandchildren were twins, born four months premature. They each weighed under two pounds. They are now three years old and healthy. However, her heart is broken, because their parents are now divorced. She loves her daughter, of course, but also loves her son-in-law as her own and cannot understand why they were not able to stay together. She is convinced that it is the Devil's work. She hopes every day that they find a way to reconcile, so that she can have her family back.

The other woman told her to pray on it, because you never know.

They both bemoaned the state of things, wondering why people, especially the young, act as they do. One woman lamented that she hears "everybody's doing it" as the rationale behind the collective backsliding of a generation. "Oh?" She continued. "Did the Ten Commandments change? I didn't hear about it if they did, so I don't know how suddenly 'everybody's doing it.' I am sure He will deal with all of this in His own way when the time comes."

It was charming, bittersweet, humbling, and totally unexpected. Driving home, I realized that the experience, while a chance encounter, really came about as the result of two simple things:

Waiting.

Listening.