Whofleck: Yo, Dad! Guess how much my books for one semester would cost coming from Poop State?
Dad: Dunno. How much?
Whofleck: Six hundred dollars; can you believe it!?
Dad: Holy hell! That's a sin.
Whofleck: Totally. Guess how much I can get them used on the internet?
Dad: /shrugs
Whofleck: One hundred and ten!
Dad: That's my boy.
Whofleck: So, Dad...can I borrow some money?