A few years ago I started a band with three guys I work with. No one knows this... yet. Well they know it...now. The name of the band is BENTON. We are badass, so badass that we can put umlauts over consonants and nobody can say shit.
That's our logo up there. I designed it. Badass, right? The "O" has a beard. Fucking badass, man. Yeah, you can't say shit.
Anyway, we have an album. It's an EP. We haven't recorded it...yet. Actually, we haven't written the songs...yet. But that's the easy part, man. We already took care of the hard part...now. We decided on the track listing. Badass.
Track listing for the BENTON EP - to be released shortly after our eponymous debut album:
Noodler
Raze and Matriculate
Space Bitch
Growing Season (bass solo)
The Bulging Seam
Guile and the Lesson Learned (bonus track exclusively available via iTunes)
Yeah... What's that? What did you say? That's right, nothing.
You can't say shit.