What if every time anyone tried to look you up on Facebook, this happened:
Do you think it would change anything?
Do you think people would become self-conscious about the fact that they weren't being regularly and involuntarily plunged into some hazy temporal underworld - a world in which they were subjected to the probing and flame-ridden pseudo-visage of some terrible undead demigod?
Yeah, there is probably a whole slew of people who would stress over it.
These folks have obviously never seen a good bum train.
