Top Ten Reasons to Keep Watching in Low-Def:
10.) It's still the best radio we've got.
9.) Grainy porn feels more real.
8.) Granny porn feels less real.
7.) It makes no difference when you only watch static.
6.) Do you really need to read the fine print?
5.) John Clayton looks a little less dangerous.
4.) Blacker blacks. Whiter whites. Less in-between.
3.) Pock marks, razor burn, and spittle. Nein.
2.) It's too heavy to steal.
1.) Want to find out who your real friends are? Host a Super Bowl party.
10.) It's still the best radio we've got.
9.) Grainy porn feels more real.
8.) Granny porn feels less real.
7.) It makes no difference when you only watch static.
6.) Do you really need to read the fine print?
5.) John Clayton looks a little less dangerous.
4.) Blacker blacks. Whiter whites. Less in-between.
3.) Pock marks, razor burn, and spittle. Nein.
2.) It's too heavy to steal.
1.) Want to find out who your real friends are? Host a Super Bowl party.