I have some advice for you.Don't mess around with this beer.
Seriously. Do. Not. FUCK. Arounnnnnnd. With this beer.
I know beer. I know beer well, I enjoy beer, I can handle beer, I trust beer, I love beer, listen to me: Do not fuck around with this beer.
I fucked around with this beer once. Ohhhhhh, there were consequences.
Here is the Top 1o list of things that came about as a result of my fucking around with this beer:
10. Vomit.
9. Panic.
8. Sexist posturing, comments, followed immediately by racial tension.
7. Dual and simultaneous hamstring cramps.
6. Hanging spittle.
5. Cold, dirty tile.
4. Humiliation.
3. Whispers.
2. A long look in a mirror far away from home on a weekday.
1. Tears.
Some of life's lessons we all need to learn for ourselves.
This isn't one of them.