Ohayou gozaimasu, league brethren. Another year has passed and we find ourselves back at the dojo, shoes off, chopsticks at the ready, subservient pale-skinned kimono-clad females catering to our every whim and fancy....(sigh). Yeah, A guy could get used to the Eastern life. But this isn't about fantasy, this is about reality. Or, to put a finer point on it, the reality of Fantasy. As in football. We are talking about football, right? I'm confused. OK let's get right to it. I give to you your week 7 haikus - in traditional 5-7-5 format:
Johns-san
So far, so good, but
Overdue for his nerd-fit.
Buddy has mellowed?
Ryan-san (senior)
His squad? A detail.
Doctor can always claim the
Smoothest legs in league.
Hicke-san
Grasshopper reprise
And an ogre shellacking
A nice week for Ry
Civera-san
How does he do it?
Trades are catnip to this man.
Mover. Shaker. King.
Kline-san
Not a word to me
Spoken since the bus throwing.
"Grudge" not just a song...
Fitzgerald-san
Seven syllables?
"I'll be your Huckleberry."
That was too easy.
McDermott-san
Nice start, however
Pride goeth before the fall.
Wise to keep logo.
Shepherd-san
Family, friends, chew.
Jay's got it all, except for
A fantasy team.
Ryan-san (junior)
Ah, yes, the Poet.
Squad is a paper tiger.
We can see through it.
Pheewrap-san
Outside looking in.
Eating rats in the basement.
Now, the long goodbye.
おはようございます
MJC
Fitz
Hicke
SR
Dutes
DR
ございますおは
Pheewrap
Kline
McD
Jbird