A Slightly More Malicious (But Still Fun!) New Game!

Make your immigrant co-worker self-conscious by offering unique spellings of everyday words -- then seduce her.

A moment to let DP to put his pants back on. Aaaaaaanndd....lights

PS: I brought extra guacomore for lunch. Do you want some?
Sonya: Never had. What is?
PS: Green poo, but better
Sonya: ...
PS: Champagne, caviar, bubber bath?
Sonya: Simon sez you scare me
PS: oooh, freeskie
Sonya: You're so learned
PS: Learned like a focks?
Sonya: Hehe.

Sent at 1:56 PM on Thursday

Sonya: take me
PS: simon sez there's a time and prace for everything, my deer.