He's going to want to hop.
He'll hop as far as he can,
then go farther until you say stop.
If you tell the child to stop,
He'll yell and laugh and grin.
And continued in his hopping,
Will argue where he's been.
If the child argues blindly,
He may trip and bump his head.
You'll surely go to prison,
To suck cock until you're dead.
A poetic lesson gleaned from my Tuesday evening.