Willkommen!
I'm Landjäger! A delicious German treat made of beef, pork, and lard (sometimes even horse meat)! Go on, take a chunk of my rectangular girth in your mouth...let my juices morph your taste-buds into savory little vaginae. Invite me in.
Feel the spices and red wine seeding your throat?
Do your eyes see the architecture of my crimson glory?
Do you hear the music?
Über Alles, baby.
I'll be spending my evening with our old friend, Whofleck, atop a throne of dry Cheerios.
Bitte? What are you asking about?
Jerky?
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!