Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Craigslist Matchmaker : Fuck Me in the Heart Edition


Stereotyping Love - 30 (Nashville) w4m


Date: 2010-07-09, 3:46PM CDT


It never ceases to amaze me how many people search and search for love only to find themselves by themself at the end of the day. When I think about me I touch myselfs. And they continue to wonder why love's compassionate clutch eludes them. Love Clutch: An Apostrophe's Journey. Allow me to offer one piece of advice in three paragraphs:

1. Stop stereotyping love. That means you throw out pre-conceived ideas about your 'ideal' man, how he looks, his profession, the house he owns, the car he drives (or doesn't drive), whether he has kids, etc. "Kids, and other things before 'etc.' : A book by the NBA Player's Union."

Love is patient, love is blind, love is plagiarism, love is compassionate (it clutches!), love is caring, love is, above all else, selfless. Themselfless! Love is entirely immaterial, Madonna, you lying whore, it cannot be touched (The Unclutchables) or sensed by anything but an immaterial power, which some of us have, and some of us do not...that would be the soulTRAAAAAAIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!. The soul is the only instrument we possess enabling us to capture the power of love and share it with others besides every major drug and cadbury cream eggs. If you find yourselfs lonely, miserable, going through long periods of rocky relationships culminating in another futile life endeavor, GO ON......., then it would be wise to read these words each and every day. Unless you are blind, like love, and can't read. It would be even more wise to put them into practice. Like love-slaves! Wise or More Wise- your move, Owl.

There is a law (Megan's), almost universally accepted among those spiritual warriors roaming about this world, that states, "You attract what you are." A = Wht(UR) You cannot transmit what you do not have (herpes simplex II), so if you find love eluding you, you clearly do not possess the true nature of love yourselfs, though you may be entirely convinced you do. Try getting out of yourself (see: every major drug and cadbury creameggs) and doing good for the sake of doing good, expecting nothing in return except the desire to possess the true nature of love yourselfs. Get back to me when you are amazed...

-A caring soulTRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN